Affiliates

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So you want Damn Tees as a sugar daddy do ya?


I can't blame you seeing as how Damn Tees offers the following advantages over competitors


*COMPETITIVE PRICING  

No one wants to wait for a sale to be able to afford the products they want. Face it we are all looking for a deal and in a time where money is tight we offer competitive pricing that EVERYONE can afford.  Our transparent pricing is straight forward and to the point. We don't make up our costs in hidden shipping charges or fees. Compare Damn Tees to our competitors and you will find that you are not paying 20 dollars plus for a sub par t-shirt but much less for something you would actually wear out in public. Damn Tees are priced reasonably enough to sell and sell out fast. So take a chance on a sound business model and share in our profits.


*FREE SHIPPING INTERNATIONALLY

You wouldn't pay shipping if you drove to a store and bought something there so why would we do it here? Here at Damn Tees we believe transparency is the best way to not only attract customers but keep them as well. We also ship internationally for FREE! Why limit ourselves to a national market when we can go global. That's right Damn Tees offers free shipping for all of you foreigners out there. How American is that? The price you see on our site is the price you pay. No cheap shots.......no gimmicks.

*UNIQUE DESIGNS

We pride ourselves on having one of a kind designs that have never before been seen by the consumer world. This just so happens to be our competitive advantage and you will find designs like these no where else but here. This coupled with the highly talented graphic artists we employ almost ensures that impulse buy. Why support shirt sites that do nothing more than knock off the competition? We provide a plethora of fresh new designs that will stand as the benchmark for all other shirt sites in existence.



*CONSISTENTLY NEW CONTENT

We update our site weekly with new designs to help damper the droll of the same old thing. This strategy keeps customers coming back again and again in order to see what we are going to do next. This also not only adds to our selection of products but diversifies it as well. So if a customer doesn't see something they like this time around chances are they will find something they like upon their next visit.



*HUGE SELECTION

With our consistent addition of new designs consumers can't help but find something they like. Our humor covers a wide array of subjects and targets all walks of life. Our selection isn't overwhelming and is easily navigated so that you can easily make that sale. What you will find with Damn Tees is a dynamic selection of high quality designs that will easily convert from traffic into sales. Our selection is large enough to give you the quantity you need while keeping that quality your customer deserves.


*OH YEAH AND OUR PAYOUTS ARE NICE TOO

We realize we get what we pay for and that's why we rank among the highest payouts available to affiliates like yourself in this market. For each and every product that you sell directly from this site earns you $5.10 or 17.5% of the purchase price depending on which affiliate method you choose to sell by. You are the middleman and you will be rewarded nicely for your efforts. Given the products we offer it should be a cakewalk for you to rake in the dough via affiliate sales. So why don't you sign up today and rank amongst the elite? You have nothing to lose and stacks and stacks of profit to gain. So let us do the grease work while you sit back and rake in our hard earned dough. You earned it!