SITE UPDATE | 1/28/2010 1:40 PM |
| Completion of content writing for About Us, FAQ’s, Contests submenus of DamnTees website | |
NEW DESIGN "Black Like Me" | 1/29/2010 7:30 AM |
| Barrack is the new black with our new design. Welcome to our family "Black Like Me" and don't forget to bring a thermos. Like coffee this design is gonna be HOT!! HOT!!! HOT!!!! CLICK HERE TO SEE "BLACK LIKE ME" | |
NEW DESIGN "3 1/2 Inch Floppy Dick" | 2/06/2010 11:30 AM |
| Seduce your inner nerd by asking with our new design. Who says geeks aren't funny 3 1/2 inches is something the Chinese would be envious of. CLICK HERE TO SEE "3 1/2 INCH FLOPPY DICK" | |
NEW DESIGN "America The Beautiful" | 2/11/2010 8:30 AM |
| Love America the old fashioned way...grab a leg and start humping. Show our country just how much you love it with this new design. | |
NEW DESIGN "Hello Kitty Staying Pretty" | 2/18/2010 2:30 PM |
| Find your feline femininity here. What goes down must come up usually through the same hole. Staying pretty has never been easier for Hello Kitty. Flush your worries down the drain. CLICK HERE TO SEE "HELLO KITTY STAYING PRETTY" | |
NEW DESIGN "McDonald's Player Place" | 2/26/2010 6:00 PM |
| Ronald has what the kid's love and that's why they keep on coming back. Play on player play on put a smile on. They don't call it a happy meal for nothing. CLICK HERE TO SEE "MCDONALD'S PLAYER PLACE" | |
NEW DESIGN "Suck It Saint Patty" | 3/13/2010 8:48 PM |
| For a leprechaun of such a small stature he sure does carry a big stick. You don't need to have a four leaf clover to get lucky when this guys around. Follow the rainbow to his pot of gold. The family jewels await their shining. CLICK HERE TO SEE "SUCK IT SAINT PATTY" | |
NEW DESIGN "Harry Pothead" | 3/27/2010 5:00 PM |
| And with a puff of smoke Harry Pothead took a toke. Puff puff as he flew past your home on his magic broomstick enchanted by a magic tome. This new design is sure to give you the munchies. CLICK HERE TO SEE "HARRY POTHEAD" | |
NEW DESIGN "Guess Who's Pac in" | 4/01/2010 9:25 PM |
| Pac Man is the original ghost buster with an appetite for balls and cannibalism. Check out this new design idolizing our 2D hero. CLICK HERE TO SEE "GUESS WHO'S PAC IN" | |
NEW DESIGN "Will Work For Head" | 4/09/2010 8:15 PM |
| Wouldn't it be great if the most charitable thing we could do for our fellow man is to give them a little head? The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is about to get full up with some xxx passion. What as our headless ghoul looks for lovely pumpkin's to give him some head. CLICK HERE TO SEE "WILL WORK FOR HEAD" | |
NEW DESIGN "The Heavenly Father" | 4/17/2010 7:03 AM |
| From Mormons to Mobsters this heavenly figure has risen to The Heavenly Father in a God fatherly fashion. Look towards the light fore gunshots are sure to follow check out our new censored for all you religious folk out there design. CLICK HERE TO SEE "THE HEAVENLY FATHER" | |
NEW DESIGN "Big Bird's Big Bird" | 4/25/2010 1:51 PM |
| Have you herd that the BIG BIRD is the word. This message is brought to you by the number one....Flip them the bird Big Bird style. Who would have though that a large yellow bird would have such a prominent way of saying "FUCK YOU" CLICK HERE TO SEE "BIG BIRD'S BIG BIRD" | |